officersneepsnop:

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

gladio1us:

fromanotherroom:

Africa playing from another room
Toto

i feel like i bumped into my 80s jock soulmate in the kitchen and our eyes lock in slow-mo while the high school party in the basement rages on showing no sign of ending badly

• Me:
• Parents:
• Me:
• Parents:
• Me:*puts earbuds in*
• Parents:iebdwibtifhd
• Me:what
• Parents:HDJEHDIFNE
• Me:what
• Me:*takes out earbuds*
• Parents:
• Parents:
• Me:*puts earbuds back in*
• Parents:jekdelwnfoehdir
• Me:what